SCENE: Gentleman-caller and myself watching "Lost," two episodes ago, in which Michael goes on yet another tedious rampage and starts yelling at everyone about his son.
Me: Will you watch "Romeo + Juliet" with me?
Me: You can see Michael get shot. Fatally.
Gentleman-caller: Can we watch it next?
("Magic Street" update, circa page 190: Overwrought; full of bathroom references; evidently written by hyper twelve-year-old.)