Today's news: Steve Martin stuns guests with surprise wedding.
Gentle readers, I apologize for this, but - BLOODY BLOODY BUGGER.
Yes, I want Steve to be happy, but why can he not be happy with meeeee?? BUGGER! Sorry, Art Boy.
At least there is good news for Robin: Usher's wedding has been canceled, according to The Insider, which has the headline right under its story about Steveums. (Ha-ha, Usher!)