Today's news: Steve Martin stuns guests with surprise wedding.
Gentle readers, I apologize for this, but - BLOODY BLOODY BUGGER.
Yes, I want Steve to be happy, but why can he not be happy with meeeee?? BUGGER! Sorry, Art Boy.
At least there is good news for Robin: Usher's wedding has been canceled, according to The Insider, which has the headline right under its story about Steveums. (Ha-ha, Usher!)
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If you want to be with the genius behind BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE by all means...
Comedy legends have to eat too. Incisive and brilliant New Yorker essays can't pay all the bills (although, evidently, there are other perks).
How can he not "eat" off of the royalties of his three good films: The Jerk, Roxane and L.A. Story? As the eminent philosopher C. Rock said, "Musta had to have a little extra cheese on his whopper."
Those three films, in my opinion, entitle Steveums to all the extra cheese on his Whopper that he would like to have. He may super-size. He may order his fries extra crispy. He may still come to the house and carry me off. As far as I am concerned the man has a lifetime pass.
good thing he's like 75 or something...that lifetime pass won't last long.
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